I tend to update more often when shit happens in my life. The one weekend adventure had an unceremonious ending, and not much has happened since then… I went to a party a week and a half ago and made out with yet another cute, tiny, and probably crazy girl, who never called me (my phone was dead so I couldn’t get her number).
I took a nap through my off period at school the other day in my office, and had an intensely sexual dream. I share my office with two other math teachers. In an interesting world, I would wake up to shocked looks from my office mates as I was squirming around and moaning in my sleep. In this real, boring world, I woke up, realized it was time for class, tucked my boner into my waistband, and headed off to make some copies.
